Where's Waldo?

Hey dudes and dudettes, here's the thing. Here at Advertising Sucks, we're opening spots for new ad sucky writers. It's easy. If you want to write or rant about anything related to advertising, web design, or simply how life sucks, just email us at adssuck@gmail.com and send in your post.

We will try to post it as soon as we get it. Here are some basic rules:

1) anonymity is golden. Just come up with a witty, brand engaging (ha!) pseudonym and that's it. No real names, dammit. We don't want any of you being afraid to speak up and say what you want just because someone knows your name.

2) No ad agency names or real places. It's a place to rant, not bring down a company. Although ad agencies or clients may suck one in a while, we respect where we work.

3) Write about anything. Trust me. Just try to keep it cool and funny.

Hey, we need the extra hands. Sometimes we are so busy slaving away it's difficult to sit down and rant about something. Don't want to write but have cool ideas for us to bitch about? Send them as well. We'll do the hard work, it's ok. Delegate!!! Ha. And for God's sake, keep forwarding us. More people, more readers, more ad sucky friends to join in the fun. See you!