Ahoy mates! Please gather all belongings. Make sure you don't leave your baggage unattended and that you packed it yourself. Bring your ID with photo in hand. It is business and pleasure, my friend. You are jumping ship! Congratulations.
Tis the season to be jolly. Many dudes and dudettes are leaving on a jet plane and switching jobs. Grrrrrreat! I love doing it. Didn't get to do it for many years 'cause I was dead scared of leaving my ad job. Why? Beats the hell out of me. Well... yes, I kind of know. I was chicken shit. Scared out of my wits, thinking that if I left I wouldn't do good in another agency. Damn, was I wrong. By jumping ship I learned many stuff about me, the first and most important of all being that ALL AGENCIES ARE THE SAME: THEY SUCK.
But. But! Sometimes, really crappy ad agencies come along in our lifetimes... and we have to run outta there like we have anal leakage or something. Places where you don't learn crap, where team work is wishful thinking, where assholes rule. Those places suck beyond belief and if you stay, damn, you are just preparing yourself to get cornholed, every single day.
I worked on the World's Suckiest Ad Agency for five months. The first month, I thought... Well, maybe I'm imagining things. Maybe it's me. It can't be that bad. Ok. Second month. This is bad. I might have to do something if this shit doesn't get better. Weeks into my second month, I started looking for a job. I hated it so much I even cried when I got home. I went there, every single morning hating my life. I stared out of my office window and daydreamed. There is no place like home. There is no place like home.
It took me five months to leave. When I found a job - I even got a 11k paycut so I could run outta there, quick - I quit the very next day. Screw your two weeks, man. You can rub them over your ass 'cause your stupid agency doesn't deserve one day more from me and, besides... I need to start enjoying life again.
Pissed off at your ad agency? Feel like you are stuck? Do you honestly know, deep in your heart that you can't possibly learn more or develop yourself in any other way? Get your passport and leave, dude. There is no reason to stay. It's like... a bad marriage! Did you do alln that you could? Did you try? Nothing works, huh? If you feel you won't be happy any other way but leaving and starting over, then dude, go right ahead. Leave. Start a new life.
With a younger sexier agency. Hope she loves you long time.