To all suck ups out there, one simple statement from me to you: BLOW ME.
I am sick and tired of these massive diaper stains who follow their bosses around more despicably than a 2nd grade brown noser. My god, do you have no self esteem? Do you need to cater to someone's interests to the point where your co-workers gag at your incessant ass licking. What do you prefer that nice pruny boss ass with, syrup, tartar sauce, or honey mustard. FUCK!!! I thought I left this shit in high school, but nooooo.... You mean to tell me that suck ups are also going to make my life a living hell just because I insist I'm arthritic if it just so happens I have to kneel and pucker up to some shallow insensitive, capitalist fuck head that would just as soon see me six feet under than at my work station? Fuck you............ My God, some people just have no sense of self worth and they need to be a teacher's pet even when they are well into their thirties. This is some sad shit... Hell almost as bad as being a 40 year old virgin. By all means grow up and grow some balls or ovaries. I don't give a fuck. Grow a mustache and armpit hair for all I care, just feel free to mature enough to not adopt a juvenile attitude in regards to your work place.
Man, I've worked with a whole variety of people but this specific gender puke of slime gnaws right at my taint. Nagging and getting people into shit with an Igor like "Yes Master" attitude. No scruples and just one great big "yes massah" doctrine. I'm glad you feel happy being someone’s slave bitch and licking the crud from every anal wrinkle your superiors possess. That does not mean however that I hope you choke on one of said higher ups butt nuggets because you deserve no less. A slow death would be a blessing because embarrassing yourself in such a manner every day just so you're in cahoots with your boss just makes my liver belch.
Like the cartoons with the little fucking dog sucking up to the big dog... Same fucking principle, same stupid result. They get nowhere and although they feel self realized by having slurped up every last drop of the loads their bosses, their bosses are simply feeding off their hypocritical praise.
I truly hope you lose your sense of smell, because being that hi up in someone's ass is just wrong. For now though, I just hope to God some sense is beaten into you before you lose all type of merit to the eyes of everyone except me. To me, you are already hopeless and should definitely consider a career as a lobbyist. Lord knows they need some good kiss asses.
2 comments:
I hear ya, Joker - I hate those people. But you know what DOES suck? It seems like those are the ones who get ahead and end up making all the money! Dangit!
you have a point there. Not always but it is something that we see. Now tell me, is it worth having poopy breath and a permanent tan on your nose just to "make it". I'd rather earn less and still be able to look myself in the mirror knowing I earn my money, instead of having it handed to me just because I'm cute with the bosses.
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