This is going to rock! I am a GENIUS! Hehe. Ok guys, if you have read our blog, you know we're trying to make money to publish this blog as a book. It's not cheap to do and we are all broke. So, months ago we decided to open up a WAS store at Cafe Press.com and start selling some tshirts. Um... We haven't sold that many.
I thought it would be cool for you to help us out! Want a tshirt but have no design abilities? Don't you worry, we're here to help. Post a comment with a cool line for a tshirt or send it in to our email. It's the WAS Tshirt Challenge!!! Come up with a great line for a Tee, and we'll make the design and add it to our line of products. Then you can buy the Tee you have always wanted to wear to work.
I'll give you some ideas:
• Focus Groups are for Pussies.
• The correct Unique Selling Proposition? You blow.
• My Copy is better than yours.
• If you send the logo in JPG again, I'll kill you.
• My Media Plan is to rule the world.
• Want me to do it for tomorrow? Toss my salad.
• He's not at a meeting. He is at the movies.
• Do I get a memo if I stay late too?
Join in. At the end of the week, we'll decide which ones ruled and we'll start working on the designs. Soon enough, they will be at the store and you will be able to piss some people off at your ad agency.
The world will be ours!
6 comments:
"I call bullshit."
"If you send the logo in JPG again, I'll kill you"
Hahahahaa I LOVE IT! :-) I need at least five t-shirts with that text! :-)))
- I'm like this because I work 90 hours/week
- S.W.O.T (designed to look like official SWAT gear)
- Want to see a bigger logo?
- Paper Jam? That's the name of my band!
- I right wradio
- Copywriter: I copy what others write
- [Put two asterisks where the nipples would go] *Subject to credit approval
- Help! I've been Photoshopped!
- Where's the Yogurt?
- Think from macro to micro
- Sorry, I don't do Windows
- Brand Loyalty is lame
- Would you like to be a part of my Fuckus Group?
• S.W.O.T STUPID WASTE OF TIME
• Traffic Manager = Job Ninja
• I didn’t know entry-level position meant I was going to get fucked every day.
• I shit on your power tie.
• The difference between me and the client is that I don’t care about your breast size.
• I’d love to fuck, but we work together.
• USP= Unique Stinky Premonition
• The ad is not too smart, you’re just too stupid.
• May I suggest suicide?
• Poison and Semen: Two things you shouldn’t swallow but an exec would for their client.
• I think of you and the client blowing me when I masturbate.
• SHIT – Some How I Typoed
• I’d love another stupid revision.
• Your children hate you for good reason.
• I know you can’t give me a raise, how else would you pay for the new yacht.
• Too bad you can’t get a complimentary brain implant.
• Sorry, I don’t speak Job.
• Keep stressing, maybe you’ll get a heart attack and do us all a huge favor.
• Don’t bother me too much, I’m agency hopping.
• You look so cute when you stress over due dates.
• On the Front: You can accomplish so much with two simple little words.
On the Back: Yes Master.
• Getting a New Business is TOTALLY WORTH wasting a weekend in the agency.
• I see Media People.
• Media People Gone Wild.
• Thanks to you, I’ve started to pray again.
• The difference between me an the CEO is just a couple of Zeros.
• It’s not time travel. You were just working while your kid grew up.
"On the Front: You can accomplish so much with two simple little words.
On the Back: Yes Master"
soooo funny
mine would be : AD Copy CD
"This T-shirt will make you a god damn sexuall tyrannosaurus"
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