A couple of weeks ago, we did Inside the Actors Studio's questionnaire, and lots of you decided to participate. We were thrilled, it was lots of fun. We love to hear from you in any way we can. So, let's keep the thing rolling, shall we? Here is a new questionnaire, this time courtesy of yours truly. You see, I used to go out on camping with friends, long time ago, when I was young and sleeping with no air conditioning or having hot water wasn't a big deal - how times have changed, yuck. And I loved to sit around the camp fire and asking stupid questions about life and stuff.
So for today, let's pretend we're drinking some cold beers and answer these:
• A man offers you a million dollars to hack off one of your limbs. Which do you pick?
• If Donald Trump pays for a house anywhere you like... Where do you move to?
• Would you rather date an ugly as hell person who will love you forever or a hot bod who will make your life miserable but offer amazing sex?
• Would you rather have plastic surgery in your entire body and correct every single detail you hate or being a millionaire and be as you are?
• If you could have a super power, what would it be? Don't go Superman on me and ask for many shit. You can only pick one.
• You are suddenly taken to the Twilight Zone. You have to pick an apartment to live in, for the rest of your life. Your roommates could be: Chandler and Joey; Monica and Rachel, Seinfeld, George or Kramer. You have no other choices, by the way. The other ones suck.
• Which actor do you think you most look like? Be real, dammit. Don't go imagining stuff.
• If there would be a possibility of cloning yourself, would you do it? What would you do with your clone?
That's about it. Comment your way down the questions and enjoy.
8 comments:
1) I hack off one of my feet. Buy me a nice diamond encrusted one, instead.
2) Manhattan, baby! Central Park view, 20 foot ceilings. Thank you very much, sir.
3) Um. Amazing sex. Hard to beat. I suck.
4) Suck everything out. Make my abs tight as hell. Smaller ass. Cute nose. Small hips. Big boobs that don't expand.
5) I'd read people's minds. Fuck flying.
6) Chandler and Joey. Lots of fun in that apartment, I bet. Besides, I don't have to clean or cook. Those guys seem like they could care less. Bring on the PlayStation, guys!!!
7) I sometimes think my face looks a little like 24's Elisha Cuthbert. Sans the slim body. Where's a blond wig when you need it? And a personal trainer, by the way?
8) I'd make my clone work while I just hang around and paint, write and have amazing sex with a bastard who makes my life miserable.
1)A man offers you a million dollars to hack off one of your limbs. Which do you pick?
left arm. at least i can still walk and wank with my right.
• If Donald Trump pays for a house anywhere you like... Where do you move to?
A penthouse on top of the highest building in the world.
• Would you rather date an ugly as hell person who will love you forever or a hot bod who will make your life miserable but offer amazing sex?
ugly as hell! just turn off the lights when you do it!
• Would you rather have plastic surgery in your entire body and correct every single detail you hate or being a millionaire and be as you are?
money rules. i rather keep the money.
• If you could have a super power, what would it be? Don't go Superman on me and ask for many shit. You can only pick one.
the ability to fly! can save a lot on travel tickets
• You are suddenly taken to the Twilight Zone. You have to pick an apartment to live in, for the rest of your life. Your roommates could be: Chandler and Joey; Monica and Rachel, Seinfeld, George or Kramer. You have no other choices, by the way. The other ones suck.
Monica and Rachel. Hey, I'm a guy!
• Which actor do you think you most look like? Be real, dammit. Don't go imagining stuff.
i'm unique, hahaha
• If there would be a possibility of cloning yourself, would you do it? What would you do with your clone?
yes, get him a sex change and see what his life is like as a woman
1) my right hand, since im left handed i surely wont miss her
2) dreamland fo sho'
3)Hot bod, hey im still young so I have nothing to lose
4)money money money money, mooooooney
5)time travelling , I can already read peep's minds
6)Mon and Rach, threesome here i come
7)I guess he's not made it yet
8)yep , i would set him free
that was fun Me
1.Left hand
2.Brighton, England
3.Ugly as hell person
4.Show me the money, Jerry!
5.Be invisible whenever I want
6.Chandler and Joey
7.I’ve actually been stopped by people asking me for Eros Ramazzotti’s autograph.
8.Yes, I’d have it clean up after my daughters and wife, and do misc. odd jobs for me (go to the post office, do the groceries, wait in line at government offices, etc.).
- Left hand
- Dorado PR, Coño!
- Amazing Sex, there is possible she will fall in love eventually
- Millionaire, if you have money and ugly you are not freak, you are eccentric
- Read people minds
- Monica & Rachel, two chicks at the same time!
- The dude from "Can buy me love"
- He would do my entire dirty job
• Keep the money... I like all my limbs plus I'm scare of knives.
• Upper Manhattan, huge smart apartment with a view
• Ugly..I had both before and prefer the ugly that loves me.
• millionaire
• read minds
• Chandler and Joey
• Fat version of Audrey Tautou
• Too easy, would be the chauffer for my parents, take care of the bills, clean the house, etc.
1) I'm not going to hack off anything because in number four I will be a millionaire.
2) I would live in a huge house in the Rockies...I would love to be a ski bum.
3) ummm...yeah, amazing sex...I'm a guy what do expect
4) As previously mentioned, I'll take the money
5) X-men, Dr. Xavier...that's power
6) Chandler and Joey...funny to make me laugh and the womanizer to bring home the chicks
7) I've been told I look like Steve from 90210...I think that dudes name is Ean Zering or something
8) No, because he would inevitable try to destroy me and take over my awesome millionaire living in a mansion in the mountains bangin hot chicks life.
• A man offers you a million dollars to hack off one of your limbs. Which do you pick?
My clone’s left foot. Sorry buddy, no one will be able to tell the difference and I can always use a cool extra million
• If Donald Trump pays for a house anywhere you like... Where do you move to?
Mountain Palace in Switzerland. I’ll use all the money from the other questions to travel to exotic surf destinations.
• Would you rather date an ugly as hell person who will love you forever or a hot bod who will make your life miserable but offer amazing sex?
What if you don’t like the ugly person or things don’t turn out right and your break up, would you really like that person to be obsessed with you forever and ever? Stage 5 clinger anyone? Give me the psycho bitch any day. If she gets too rowdy I’ll make her life as impossible as she does mine and remember ladies, oops often times means, I wanted the money shot to land exactly there.
• Would you rather have plastic surgery in your entire body and correct every single detail you hate or being a millionaire and be as you are?
I’m quite happy as I am, show me the money.. and thanks to this question.. I’M RITCH BITCHHHH !!!!
• If you could have a super power, what would it be? Don't go Superman on me and ask for many shit. You can only pick one.
Time control. Fuck snooze buttons, traffic jams, or needing more time to do your jobs. Fuck with time, learn any language you want, put people in embarrassing situations, play videogames as long as you want, watch as many movies as you like, I don’t know I don’t care, I would be so abusive with this super power that some super fuck head would need to eighty-six me. Although I would probably make clones with the same super power so they could do research and find the cure for cancer. Fuck pharmaceuticals in the ass.
• You are suddenly taken to the Twilight Zone. You have to pick an apartment to live in, for the rest of your life. Your roommates could be: Chandler and Joey; Monica and Rachel, Seinfeld, George or Kramer. You have no other choices, by the way. The other ones suck.
Monica and Rachel… but I have to get exclusive shower scene watching permission. Oh you missed a spot… let me clean that up… ah yes. The beauty of a twisted libido.
• Which actor do you think you most look like? Be real, dammit. Don't go imagining stuff.
Wouldn’t it be better to have people answer this one for me? I supposedly look like Julio Iglesias’ other son, a guy from the fruity MDO, and I’ve seen a surfer from Hawaii who I look a lot like (Scary shit), his name is Alex Kinimaka.
• If there would be a possibility of cloning yourself, would you do it? What would you do with your clone?
I would make three clones and make a merry band so we could travel the countryside rawking. I’d also clone a couple of extra thousand and make a REAL Clone War. George Lucas, eat your friggin heart out.
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