May 8, 2006
Stephen Colbert my not be deemed as the funniest man alive and he will probably never accomplish such a feat. What can be said about him though is that he has the biggest set of balls since Kong even if it’s just his way of getting famous, making a point or becoming the new liberal hero.
For those that may not know, Colbert was part of the White House Correspondents dinner and although his delivery was off, his intention was firm. He was going to make an ass out of himself and the president regardless of where he was. One should note just how much of an ass he declared himself to be by tacitly declaring that he is a democrat, anti Bush by nature, or well, that he just wants to shove Bush’s face with so much truth that you can’t help but go, “oh shit, he’s gonna die one of these days”. And that’s probably why the usually calm numbskull reporter was slightly gagging and fidgeting from time to time. He knows he’s probably going to receive at least 30,000 extra death threats from last week’s fiasco alone, needless to say his weekly bashings.
If you haven’t seen the clip, I severely recommend you clicking on the link to watch all three clips of the half hour long Bush roast he was actually invited to perform. And I’m telling you, you’re going to watch it and accept that certainly no one screened his speech or the video shown. The most impressive thing was that he had the balls to look the president in the eyes while he was verbally cock-slapping him with his own unique style. I read he was born in France and it shows in his sense of humor and in the fact that he will tell the President how much he sucks right in his face, but to be tenacious enough to pull of his rant for a full half hour without a red dot appearing on his forehead is beyond me or him just apologizing as the scowl on the President’s face became more and more apparent.
So here’s To Colbert!!! May his last days on this Earth be enjoyed before taking a dirt nap next to Jimmy Hoffa or taking a dive in the New York harbor with some fashionable cement boots.
Links to the two other parts of the speech.
Posted by Joker at 5:01 PM