How’s it feel when you look in the mirror bub?

You just need to love how some people disregard their self worth. This is an age-old axiom for some idiots that really want to climb to the top tier of a company by being the boss’ lackey. The worst part? If you think you know someone who kisses ass, there’s someone ten times worse.

Ass kissing shall unfortunately never go out of style and gag worthy brownnose sessions shall forever be present in countless corporations throughout the world. Actually, some systems thrive on kissing ass and the better you kiss it and the more amount you slobber onto, the better.

Now if you happen to not mind kissing some ass, let’s face it, you might just get somewhere with those tongue lashing anal guerilla tactics. But is it worth it? Is your respect worth sacrificing over corporate achievements? Will you look in the mirror and not give a damn at how much ass crud is on your upper lip? Does the stench of a self important pig vomit higher up’s asshole seem like spring dandelions blossoming to the sound of 3 open tuned dulcimers?

If in reality you don’t care, that’s fine. It’s your choice and you and I simply measure success via different systems because I think that if you have to kiss ass to make it some place, that’s not the place for me. And I’m not saying I don’t give thanks or try to make small talk with a CEO. Some are quite nice and it’s a welcome experience to share knowledge with someone who is still in tune with reality. Someone who doesn’t depend on a chauffeur and isn’t appalled by having to rinse his own scrotum and wipe his own ass. People who started from the ground up and appreciate every grain of sand placed by every person, even if at times they have to let go someone whose company they might even enjoy. But I know people who thrive on being that 3rd grader everyone desperately wanted to choke to death. And they shall forever be that way and I shall forever gag at the thought. But as with everything in life, to each his/her own… now here’s a tic tac and a wipey for the poopy stains on your sniffer.