I know. I live way far from him. He doesn't know me. But for all that is godly, I was supposed to be placed on this earth to be Pitt's woman. But, Jolie beat me to the punch. Oh well. Here it is, my gossip lover friends. The baby of two perfect human beings. Um. Did I say perfect? Didn't he lie and cheat? Hm.
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