Jun 8, 2006

It was supposed to be my baby, dammit.

I know. I live way far from him. He doesn't know me. But for all that is godly, I was supposed to be placed on this earth to be Pitt's woman. But, Jolie beat me to the punch. Oh well. Here it is, my gossip lover friends. The baby of two perfect human beings. Um. Did I say perfect? Didn't he lie and cheat? Hm.

Photo borrowed from People.com. Please don't sue me, nice folks at People. Your logo is intact.

5 comments:

Scamp said...

Wouldn't it be funny if Shiloh grew up to be a minger?

joker said...

No because knowing Angelina's shady sexual experience, she might want to watch and coach.

Bob said...

Isn't a minger an ugly person?

FishNChimps said...

Hands up anyone who can imagine going to school with a name like Shiloh Pitt. Sounds like Pilo Sh1tt

joker said...

SHLOPIT!!!!... and by Minger I was referring to someone who enjoys munching on minges jeje. And what kind of name is shiloh? That's something i'd name a magical llama.

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