Well, let me check. First of all, I seem to have boobs. (Looking downwards) Um. Nope, no penis. So yes, nature made me a woman. So... why the hell I keep getting spam to get my penis bigger????? I HATE SPAM.
Why is this possible? Why can't we control 100% our spam? Honestly. It's damn hard with idiotic emails I get from people - the usual moronic emails that tell me that if you love them I have to send it to other friends of mine, the awful religious forwards that if I don't forward again God will kill me, the gift that I will receive if I give my email... yada yada... Yada. Now I have to buy a pill to get my erection bigger than ever while I buy the latest Photoshop. This sucks.
I think that Spam is the worst advertising ever. First of all, it is a total intrusion of your private space. Second of all, there is NO WAY I will buy anything from an email. Um. Scratch that. If they are selling hot sex with George Clooney or Bruce Willis, my Amex is right there in my hand. But my true first instinct is to trash the incoming penile information.
How can it be possible that they think this actually works? No clue. I might have a theory that there are a few lost souls with small shlongs who say... Jeez, this is what I was waiting for. I have been wanting a huge shaft and hey, for only 19.99 I can get it. But... let me put it this way. Those types of dudes SHOULD get this spam if they registered on some sex site. Not me. I don't have to endure their needs in my email. In fact. If I wanted a better penis, I would eat as much McDonalds there would be. You do the math.
Do you know how sad is to write ejaculation on my email controls? Tonight hours were spent writing as much smut as possible on the filters, so that we can defend ourselves from this shit. I really wish there was a way for me to stop receiving this crap. Sorry for the rant, but... again.
I don't have a small penis. What I do have? Powerful boobs.