Oct 23, 2007

This is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Excellent.

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Anonymous said...

I always thought there should be a guide to tell who the star of a particular film is based on the way people die. Commando would be textbook Ahnold: everyone who gets shot has to first jump in the air and flail, then scream, then fall, then scream some more, then die. Then he says something funny.

Seagal just snaps your neck with that freakin reverse clothesline move and looks really angry doing it.

Norris just roundhouses you to death.

Chan just kinda throws 100 punch/kick combos that don’t really do much. Sure you're temporarily disabled, but 1/2 hour later, you're ready to fight again.

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