Jan 15, 2008

11 Telltale Signs Your New Girlfriend May Be a Restraining Order Waiting to Happen...

Go to the name of the post to keep reading, 'cause this is not my post. Got pissed off when reading it? You're pussywhipped. Period.

Here's a sample to whet (corrected typo. Christ!) your appetite:

1. She looks into your eyes and says, "No one has ever made me feel quite the way you do." From across the ordering counter you respond, "Thanks. I'll have a venti machiatto, extra shot please."

2 comments:

Guernican said...

It's "whet". Whet your appetite.

Christ.

Me said...

A typo! That means I'm human! YEY! I'm not a Terminator...

But wait.. what if I want my appetite to be wet? Soaking wet? Hm. Since it's my choice, fuck it. I want a dripping wet appetite.

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