Feb 11, 2008

Fortune Cookie 500 15, 16, 17 & 18

15. On Media People:

“Get a boy friend or girl friend in the media department. You will see the movies, shows and concerts you’d otherwise miss out on.”

16. On desktops:

“If your screen looks like a bowl of icon cereal, consider cleaning up a bit.”

17. On Status at Facebook and MSN.

“Few things are more childish than publishing your office problems.”

18. On résumés

“Pouring a beer and taking the first sip is three times as long as you have to make an impression with your résumé.”

2 comments:

TexanInHippieland said...

“Get a boy friend or girl friend in the media department. You will see the movies, shows and concerts you’d otherwise miss out on.”

YUP. And you might also just get lucky enough to marry her. And then she'll always come home with pedicures and relaxed from spa trips and full from rep lunches and she'll go to New York to the upfronts and you'll get barbecue utensils with "Bon Apetit" logos on them... etc, etc.

Yup. My wife is a media director. It rocks.

TexanInHippieland said...

joker, I want to email you something. Send me an email at texaninhippieland AT comcast.net

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