Feb 10, 2008

Fortune Cookie 500 #'s 11, 12, 13 & 14

On family:

“Call your mother right now and say you love her.”

On freelancing:

“After 7 PM you are morally exempt from company work.”

On bathroom etiquette:

“Don’t fart onto others, as you would not have farted onto you.”

On jobs:

“A job will always be too heavy or too light but never just right.”


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