Apr 19, 2008
Duuudes you have no idea what happened to me. This is so damn funny, I have to share.
So the thing is, I have been waking up and getting really bad nausea. I thought, maybe it's all the medications I need to down for my bronchitis... or am I pregnant??? Hey, it could happen, pills are not so effective, most of all if you have been working overtime and getting home late, you tend to forget to take them as usual...
I decided to know so I bought a pregnancy test that I have always used and thought... let's do this. Here's when the comedy starts.
When I was younger and didn't have any money, I used to use EPT on a regular basis, since I could not pay the blood test (which are more effective). I knew the system by heart. So when I came with my test on Tuesday, I just opened the box, took the test thing out and went on my way.
So. I do the... deed. Two lines start to appear. Two lines. TWO LINES! Oh my God! I'm pregnant! OH MY GOD!!!! What are we going to do??? JESUS!!!!! I run outside the bathroom door, screaming my guts out... Two lines, two liiiiiiiines!!!
Trembling, I open the case because I don't believe it. A million thoughts are running thru my mind, not all so good - mom, friends, pregnant and not married - some scary: I'm going to get fat!!! I start reading...
The folks at EPT decided to change their system and now the two lines are mandatory. I almost shit on my pants (and the possible daddy too)... for nothing. I started laughing...
I got April Fooled at the last minute. Go figure.
Posted by Me at 10:54 PM