May 8, 2008

Fortune Cookie 500 #'s 71, 72, 73, 74 & 75

On being responsible

There are no medals for never taking a sick day.

On chemistry

If at first you don't succeed, try, try another creative partner.

On anger

If I didn't believe in karma, you'd be dead and I'd be someone's girlfriend.

On racist comments

I'm not going to vote for Pedro, please desist from trying to be funny.

On cigarette breaks

Idiocy is often masked by the thick veil of nicotine.

4 comments:

Jetpacks said...

Hey now!

Was that a smoker diss?

I know - I suck.

joker said...

I used to smoke as well. Thing is this, there's three types of smokers:

1. The addict

2. The Cig lover

3. and the person who goes to have a smoke 7 times in a day to look like their stressing when they're not doing the job.

somehow I severely doubt you're #3.

And no worries, I used to suck as well but after being short of breath while surfing, you kind of get the hint that maybe quitting is not such a bad idea. besides cig prices are just way too ridiculous these days.

Me said...

For me... it's like you're talking about chocolates and ice cream. You can guess the number then, right?

Thinking In Vain said...

On being responsible

There are no medals for never taking a sick day.


There are also no medals for never taking a vacation day...

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