May 21, 2008

Fortune Cookie 500 #'s 91-95

On futility

Diligence & ignorance rhyme for a reason.


On getting sick

It's not right to be thankful for a migraine.


On office supplies

I need to call McGuyver to find out what I can do with paper clips, pens, pencils and posts its.



On breaks

Coffee tastes better the farther you brew it from your office.


On work weeks

Vote for whoever mandates 4 day work weeks.

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