Jun 12, 2008

Fortune Cookie 500 #'s 116-120

On bad days

Instead of counting backwards from ten, say the word dildo over and over.

On meetings

Just because something sounds important doesn’t mean it is.

On people in your chair

I understand why dogs pee their territory.

On salaries

Who knew dumb was such an expensive company asset.

On hierarchies

Rarely do talent, knowledge and intelligence correlate with company position.


Jeff said...

All of which are relevant to my day today, thanks for the insight/laugh.

Thinking In Vain said...

Re: On people in your chair

Hell yes.

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