Jun 16, 2008

Fortune Cookie 500 #'s 121-125

On Mondays

Mondays are like a stinky shit after great sex.

On revisions

I have just saved the world by putting a word in quotations.

On rush jobs

You will never get a rush from a rush job no matter the rush.

On control freaks

Would it be more comfortable for me to be dressed as a school boy and you as a nun with a paddle?

On dumb comments

Dunce caps should never have been banned.


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