On Mondays
I love the smell of apathy in the morning.
On idealists
If I had a nickel for every time someone began a sentence with "if I had a nickel" I probably wouldn't have a nickel to show for it.
On identity
You are what you shit.
On perspectives
The same view you so enjoy every morning inspires suicide jumpers.
On boring meetings
When you start hearing muffled horns instead of people talking, you're screwed.
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