Jun 16, 2008

Fortune Cookie 500 #'s 126-130

On Mondays

I love the smell of apathy in the morning.

On idealists

If I had a nickel for every time someone began a sentence with "if I had a nickel" I probably wouldn't have a nickel to show for it.

On identity

You are what you shit.

On perspectives

The same view you so enjoy every morning inspires suicide jumpers.

On boring meetings

When you start hearing muffled horns instead of people talking, you're screwed.


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