Jun 24, 2008

Fortune Cookie 500 #'s 136-140

On work clothes

Dressed to impress does not mean boner inducing.

On clients

Realize that if everyone in the world worked on your account, no one would buy your products.

On clients

Most clients have a minor in advertising and a major in asshole.

On tempers

A handful of patience for this desk full of jobs.

On 10 minute breaks

Fire alarms should be verified from time to time.


adhack said...

A lot of employees at my agency violate item number one.

To them, work-appropriate means their nipples are covered.


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