Jul 22, 2008

Fortune Cookie 500 #'s 161-165

On Creative Directors

Confucius says you’re confusing.


On changing jobs

There is not sweeter A/C air than the one you breathe after handing in your two week’s notice.


On two weeks notice

Notice than in two weeks you won’t notice two weeks have passed.


On pages

I didn’t know people spoke drive-thru.


On office demeanor

Your sense of apathy brings out your eyes.

5 comments:

adhack said...

Confucius says you’re confusing.

I'm dealing with a pair of confusing Confuciuses right now.

"Please come up with a single word that means great, authentic, quick, and knowledge."

Joker said...

Lovely, and while you're at it I'm sure they want a visual that's classy, modern, urban yet retro.

Warren said...

adhack:

"Please come up with a single word that means great, authentic, quick, and knowledge."

How about 'Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious'?

Or 'Leonardo'?

Me said...

Remember, it has to be witty, brand engaging...

I hate this job.

Joker said...

I got the perfect word.

Norris.

Any word denoting something positive shall from now on be known as a Norris. This definition has been run by Master Norris and he has given three of his whiskers as his Oxford approval.

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