On Creative Directors
Confucius says you’re confusing.
On changing jobs
There is not sweeter A/C air than the one you breathe after handing in your two week’s notice.
On two weeks notice
Notice than in two weeks you won’t notice two weeks have passed.
On pages
I didn’t know people spoke drive-thru.
On office demeanor
Your sense of apathy brings out your eyes.
5 comments:
Confucius says you’re confusing.
I'm dealing with a pair of confusing Confuciuses right now.
"Please come up with a single word that means great, authentic, quick, and knowledge."
Lovely, and while you're at it I'm sure they want a visual that's classy, modern, urban yet retro.
adhack:
"Please come up with a single word that means great, authentic, quick, and knowledge."
How about 'Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious'?
Or 'Leonardo'?
Remember, it has to be witty, brand engaging...
I hate this job.
I got the perfect word.
Norris.
Any word denoting something positive shall from now on be known as a Norris. This definition has been run by Master Norris and he has given three of his whiskers as his Oxford approval.
Post a Comment