Jul 24, 2008

Fortune Cookie 500 #'s 166-170

On professionals

I know you aren’t but what am I.


On office politics

What would it be like if an office had elections.


On office skills

Bring something more to the table than coffee.


On intercommunication

Some people should come with subtitles.


On client employee disclaimers

Logic need not apply.

4 comments:

Thinking In Vain said...

On intercommunication

Some people should come with subtitles.



Damn skippy they should.

Jeff said...

But I make really good coffee. If I pull you the perfect shot will you cut me some slack?

adhack said...

What would it be like if an office had elections.

All the agencies would be run by attractive 22-year olds.

hack

Joker said...

@ TIV: Damn skippy.... It's been a while since I've heard that. Thanks for the smile.

@ Jeff: Consider the slack cut. Now massage my bunions. :)

@ Hack: You think? hmmmm..... We could have our own office elections. :D

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