What would you say?

Often times we wonder just exactly what we would say to a variety of people that for some reason or another come in contact to us. Truly, we sometimes limit ourselves to what negative things we say, but there's times when we'd like to say something positive. So here's a list of 20 random people.... now what would I say to:

1. Your significant other or the person you'd like to be with: you mean the world to me and though I know you know it, that won't stop me from letting you know every chance I get.

2. your best friends: I know I suck for being busy most of the time, but if you ever need me, I won't be busy.

3. The CEO of your company: Thanks for the kudos. You're a whacky nut and have a bad rep for drinking too much but you've yet to piss me off. lets try to both keep up the good work.

4. your mom: I will forever stand in awe at your tenacity and your will.

5. Chris Cornell: What the fuck is wrong with you and how can a rock god put out such pussy music. Feel free to pick up another drug habit.

6. Your Greek god of choice: Poseidon, hook me up bro. This flat spell is killing me.

7. Your ACD: It's a welcome change to have someone with balls backing me up. Thanks and I hope to never disappoint.

8. Your CD: I really don't know which word works better but at 3 AM, any word that completes the sentence is the perfect word... seriously.

9. Your AE: you got to go to the movies while I mulled over work til 3 AM? That's great for you. Now don't you have some drop deading to get to before daylight runs out?

10. Your artist: Funny how people think THIS is a shithole. They've obviously never worked in one.

11. to your ex CEO: karma's a bitch but I sense that I don't need to remind you. I just enjoy doing so.

12. to God: if humanity is like a dish you have to cook, feel free to hold the pickled assholes, they ruin the flavor for the rest of us.

13. To anyone reading this: Thanks for stopping by. You have no idea what it means to us.

14. to jimmy hoffa: no shit that you were hiding there. You crazy bastard.

15. To someone thinking of getting into advertising: Don't say we didn't warn you. Over 1600 posts with reasons to avoid it like a plague.

16. To a bum on the street: did you know that if you save up money you can have a bigger bank account than most of us in about 2 years time.

17. To a blue collar employee: Thank you for always clearing up what hard work really means.

18. to Bill Hicks: boy you would have had way too much material had you lived. Fevered egos are at an all time high.

19. to George Bush: Say this three times fast. Nuclear aluminum plus oil sanitizes the evil doers doing evil instead of good weapons of mass destruction while brownie got the bird flu.

20. to a wood chuck: why would you chuck wood if you could chuck something that isn't wood?