Jan 11, 2009

Fortune Cookie 500 #'s 241-245

On stress

The road to success is a long and hairless one.

On eating on the job

Of all the foods, brain food seems to be one of the most fattening.

On the most important meals of the day

Consuming your entire lunch hour and breaks is part of a well balanced life.

On shitty days at work

Life would be so much better if we had stunt doubles.

On appropriate work attire

Boots should never be longer than your skirt..


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