The road to success is a long and hairless one.
On eating on the job
Of all the foods, brain food seems to be one of the most fattening.
On the most important meals of the day
Consuming your entire lunch hour and breaks is part of a well balanced life.
On shitty days at work
Life would be so much better if we had stunt doubles.
On appropriate work attire
Boots should never be longer than your skirt..