Let's say you're sick. Sick as fuck. How as fuck? Well let's get creative so that you have a clear cut image. Your symptoms are:
1) Gushing blood from every orifice.
2) Coughing Cockroaches.
3) Fever... Let's say 200 degrees. Egg cooking temperature.
4) Unfriendly diarrhea. The one that your buttcheeks cannot handle. Tighten all you want, it's coming out there in full glory.
5) Alarming coloring in your private parts. You pick the color. It's ok.
So there you are. This will define sick as fuck as I imagine. Now...
You have two choices: you can either go to a doctor and get yourself fixed... or you keep working because, yikes, your ad saves lives.
Um. NO! Ads, the last time I heard, do not cure cancer, Aids, the flu, Anorexia or Irritable Bowel Movements. I am not joking about this. It's just an ad. Honestly, unless you are an incredible scientist who decides to pay a full page ad with specific instructions on how to cure any of the world's most dangerous diseases... it's just an ad.
How is it that some people out there think that getting healthy is a problem that affects their work? Oh, OH! I know why! It's called OUR BOSSES and OUR AGENCIES. Instead of sending us home when we look like we're going to keel over, they make us drink some Tylenol and give the extra 100%. I've had bosses claiming that they've gone to work with Bronchitis, Fever, Undescribable Anal Discharge... and they think that they are going to get a Clio for that.
No! Do you know how many times I did that and not a single human being said Thank you, Here is your ribbon for worker bee, Me? Nothing. People, you are not required to work sick. Repeat after me: work can go on without us. It's just an ad. Again. It's just an ad. AGAIN, over and over AGAIN!
It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad. It's just an ad!!!!
Dammit. Get healthy. Live. Get better. Then, only then... go to work, so you can move the logo a little bit to the left.
Here ended the lesson. No charge...
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