The Deal with David Letterman.

As far as I know, he didn't touch a kid nor did he kill someone. So. Why the almighty fuck is the media so obsessed with Dave's adventures? Honestly, this sort of thing gets to me in the worst way.

I think this is a post that I will keep writing about because people will never change. So, I keep asking the same question:

WHY IS ANYBODY'S PERSONAL LIFE SO DAMN IMPORTANT?

Average Joes and Famous Dicks, it doesn't matter. If someone colors outside the lines, you will get a shitload of people judging and commenting on your life. Worst, they will gossip like you won't believe. And my beef is the same, still simple: why are people allowed to comment on ANY DAMN THING that we do? And, of course, the circus of people shit-chatting about if it's right or not.

Honestly. Will anybody sleep better if we burn Dave at the stake? Oh Lord, call the authorities. Dave banged someone that was not his approved one. Whoa. WHAT A BIG DEAL.

Why am I so nonchalant about it? It's Dave's choice to have extra curricular activities. I have always said that human beings are not saints. There are some out there who claim to be the moral standard of homo sapiens... and still they act like the rest of us normal, damaged, imperfect people. They claim that SOME things are just wrong, but trust me, they live in the biggest and swankiest glass houses ever.

Yes, he has a kid, yes, he has a family. No, it's STILL NOT OUR BUSINESS TO DISCUSS. There is no argument that will ever convince me that it's ok to talk about anyone's life.

Listen. I neither condone nor approve infidelity or other deviant ways of the human soul. But I for one am not ignoring the fact that it's in our human nature. Read a little on the evolution of animals and rarely you will find a species that won't stray. The thing is, if it's right or wrong, depends on the situation and players involved. And WE ARE NOT INVOLVED.

So in my honest opinion, Dave will always be, for me, the second most incredible late night host (Carson, my friends was the king - even if now we learned that he banged cows, I would not care). I am not affected by his choices, not because I have an opinion about them, it's just that it's not my place to pass judgement.

So the next time you are appalled by what someone else does, think of this: we are not saints. Sooner or later, you will do something that earns a stone. Trust me. And the faster that we all admit that we are not perfect, the happier the road becomes.

CNN. MSNBC. ABC and other garden variety networks. For the love of anything holy, there are more important things going on in this world. A shitload of people are getting laid off. Crime is at an all time high. People are losing their homes.

Honestly. Let's move on. Ok? Thanks, Me.