WAS Halloween Special: Five Scary Things that Define: Me

Well guys, it's that time when you dust out your old Halloween costumes and make a fool out of yourself! For Candy! Or Sex! Happy Halloween!

To keep the spirit going, here are five things that scare the shit out of little old me. It might not be as scary to you, but hey, we're all different. I'd love to see what really gets your scary atoms moving, so share, will you?

In order of Holy Shit I just pooped my pants scary:

1) Tsunamis
If you have read our blog over the years, you know the drill. This is MY nightmare. Period. I dream about this crap on a monthly basis. I hate it. I cannot watch anything that resembles a huge wave. Accident when I was a kid. More info about the scariest thing ever to me; here.

2) Frogs
I HATE THOSE THINGS. There is no more disgusting animal in the world, the universe... the galaxy than this piece of turd animal. I hate their sounds, hate their skin, hate how they look like. Ugh.

3) Rats
I have told my boyfriend time and time again that if a Rat enters our apartment, I will happily pack my bags and move out. Nah, don't worry removing it. I gladly will pay to move anywhere. The rat is the deal breaker. I will not sleep after that ever again.

4) Realistic Baby Dolls - the ones that open and close their eyes when they get moved.
Get. Those. Things. Out. Of. My. Sight. They look like they have some catatonic issue or are about to fucking die! I really hate those dolls.

5) Catholic Priests
Let's just say I've been only one time to mass. It scared the shit out of me so hard that I really resist going to church. I really don't want a lecture about how fucked up my life is and how I am going to supposedly burn in hell. This is not a full fear, but if I have to go I usually avoid mass, even at weddings.