Jan 18, 2010

Fortune Cookie 500 #'s 356-360

On office supplies
You shall always have an abundance of red pens.

On success
The sharper your knife to stab someone in the back, the larger the target on your back.

On humility
Arrogance is a sound investment for eventual humbling.

On graciousness
When complimented, desist from convincing otherwsie.

On prudence
Imagining a coworker has a venereal disease shall forever save you the trouble of an office relationship.


shaun. said...

so true. so many red pens. and my agency doesnt even use red pens.

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