Jan 29, 2010

I got a feeling that tonight is gonna be a good night to kick you in the balls.

That's it. I'm done! FUCK! People of the world! YOU NEED TO STOP SINGING THAT SHIT!

Honestly, this is the worst abomination of song, ever!

Do you realize your singing the modern version of the Macarena?

Will you ever stop singing that crap?

Fads like this one is what makes me lose hope in human kind.

Oh and by the way... every time I see a Facebook status with that line, I actually want to hurt myself.

Please, for the love of God. Stop it.

Cordially, the rest of the people of the world who are damn tired of watching you jerk off to that song.

3 comments:

Jake P. said...

Me: Best headline ever.

I've hated that song since the first time I heard it, but I almost went postal when they played it SEVERAL FUCKING TIMES at my wife's Christmas party.

Me said...

ROFL! Dude I totally know the feeling. I once had a client sing that song near me. I had to control myself and not scream YOU SUCK at the guy. It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

The Coolest Cool said...

EPIC! This was the best post I've read in a long time. Early 2009, the trend on facebook was to tag your drunk friends in pictures and title the album "Blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol" now its the I gotta feeling fiasco...When will it stop!!

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