Dear Joker

Oops, I did it again. I’ve once again caved into the temptation of yet another As Seen on TV product.

First it was Mr. T’s Flavor Wave, which is still helping us pull off miracles in our kitchen… in just minutes. Then it was the Magic Jack, which we’re not actually using that much since neither my wife or I like to spend too much time on the phone.

This time the charms of our favorite Israeli, Vince Offer Shlomi (aka Mr. ShamWow!) drove me to purchase – at an ungodly hour of the night, mind you – the Slap Chop. Yes, I have it… and it is GREAT!

We inaugurated the thing by making the most fantastic pico de gallo dip you could fathom. Margarita’s Who? Aurorita’s What? Our concoction was the bomb (is it ok to use this expression in 2010?) and, as my boy Vince promised, clean-up was a cinch. I hate to sound all scripted and stuff, but the thing really does what they say it does. I still don’t know about the whole “America loosing weight one slap a time” thing, though.

I think we’re set to host an As Seen on TV dinner party soon, using nothing but kitchenware purchased from TV… Oh dear, how did I end up here?