Now THIS IS ABSURD: ABBA to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

Ok. Now I'm mad. Nah. Wait. I'm fucking furious. We had to endure the enormous bullshit of the Hurt Locker winning the Oscar this month. Ok, we took it with dignity. We didn't agree one bit with it, we stated our opinion and moved on. Oh well, I did move on. In my mind, Tarantino got up there and went haywire on Hollywood. He thanked Satan, even. It was lovely. One day I will do a storyboard of that acceptance speech so you can see what happened. Most epic.

So today I'm just doing my thing and suddenly my sweet, tender, loving Google tells me one thing that totally made me go want to hit someone. Hard.

You ready? ABBA is getting inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Yeah.

Let me repeat this holy turd of a sentence, so there is no question about it. ABBA, that incredibly annoying 70's band that created aberrations such as Fernando (holy shit, I'm already vomiting) and Chiquitita... That band which inspired the worst idea ever for a Broadway show, Mamma Mia... THAT band is getting inducted in the... ARE YOU READY? ROCK AND ROLL Hall of Fame.

Rock and Roll. ABBA.

Can someone explain this shit to me? Really? I need to know! How come? How? HOW? Look at them! LOOK AT THEM!

You mean to tell me that THIS piece of shit deserves to be inducted? COME ON!

What about KISS? What about the Red Hot Chili Peppers? The Cure? PUBLIC ENEMY, Bitches? We have Chicago... Heart! JOURNEY! You could have chosen any of these bands! But NO! You chose four idiots who loved to sing about Waterloo!

Who comes up with this crap? Lord Kill me. You wanted to know when all hope was lost for humanity? When this got acknowledged as really good music: