The recipe for success is in a huge ass cupcake

Rhyming announcer that sounds like Krusty the Clown, creepy kid licking her lips like some dungeon troll (56 seconds into the spot), huge ass cupcake. Apparently this is the greatest deal on earth... or so we're told. In yet another product spot for something you'll never need, here we have the super duper cupcake. Just what your kids needed to go straight into insulin shock. I need a 4 month vacation to come pu with something stupid...