Colon troll... butt nugget... shit for brains... asshole... douche scum.... all of these words and many more pale into comparison to what I think of spammers.
You see, time share salespeople and those perfume shooting whores at department stores should be bad enough, and they actually do serve some type of a purpose. But when you make a living off polluting mailboxes (virtual and real life), invading facebook profiles and yes, even leaving comments on a blog, you truly show that right beneath your bung hole, there is nothing else except a bar code. There is no level too low to stoop and you have a price... and it isn't too high by the way.
After writing on a blog for a couple of years, few things satisfy you more than writing a more than deccent post and having people comment. It means that what you wrote mattered enough to someone else that they were nice enough to drop a kudos... so imagine the frustration when something you write with a lot of love suddenly gets spammed.
I consider it the equivalent to doing a good job on a project at work and having someone from maintenance who's been working a full day on garbage detail teabag your forehead. It's more or less the same in terms of offensive and unnecesary to say the least so imagine my joy everytime some shit for brains, let's call him Joe Gray, decides to pop in and benefit in his spam business by teabagging my post.
To that I would simply say fuck you Joe. Fuck you and whatever social media spam efforts you conduct in order to "earn" a crummy dollar. You suck more than a black hole, you redefine sucking actually and I know you are hated for it. I know a $23 Jersey Shore haircut, self tanning lotion and musky cologne is your calling card and I know you masturbate while watching Kids Incorporated reruns.
May your pathetic corpse rot in some dung beetle farm and may your balls itch each and every time you post a spam on another person's property.
No cheers for you fuck face.
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