You gotta give it to me. The single most random thing we humans have is the sense of taste, since what tastes good to me possibly will taste like shit to someone in this planet and viceversa. Food is relative. What tastes good and what tastes like garbage dump cannot be defined, period. But we DO have something in common. There is a group of food that we just cannot even look at nor taste. We all have limits. So, in trying to keep the five things tradition going, let me explore the "I will never taste that shit again" food list.
You can add your own if you want. Oh, don't worry if your comment doesn't show up right away, trust me I'll publish it ASAP - it's just that we're fighting some douchebag spammer idiot who insists on letting us know about his moronic porn site and trust me, it will never happen again...
So! Five Foods that I hate... In no particular order:
1) Eggplant.
Tell me about watery and disgusting. Blagh! How much do I hate this? It's Hitlers Germany and you have me trying to tell you any secret. Make me eat anything related to this and I will start talking. Yes. Dead people ahead!
2) Strawberries.
Yeah, yeah. I know. Half of Planet Earth loves them. Well, I hate them. They have seeds. They have hairs. Enough said.
3) Oysters.
Why would I eat something that tastes like snot, ever again? I tried to eat them raw once. You had to see that show. Gagging galore. Ugh.
4) Mint filled Chocolate.
I HATE MINT. And to mix it with chocolate is just wrong. Chocolate is one of those perfect things that you don't fuck up ever. Stop this shit, mint sucks. It is only worthy of toothpaste. Period.
5) Italian Sausage.
I don't know why, but everytime someone orders this piece of garbage in a pizza, for me it tastes like mint or something metallic, hence... pizza has to be discarded. Stat.
See? Maybe you like all of the items in my list. But I cannot stand them, with passion. Oh and by the way... I love Ostrich, eat random and weird fish, love weird mixes of food (bacon wrapped figs is a basic example), love weird sushi. Talk about ironic.
What are your No - No's when it comes to food?
7 comments:
Before I tell you my No-No's, I must emphasize that mint chocolate is delicious to my taste as so is Italian Sausage. ESPECIALLY if the sausage is in a pizza.
And here my Vomit food:
1. Eggplant. A lot of dead people because of it. I'm sure spies use it everyday for torture. (I agree with you on this one)
2. Kimbombó (Okra) plain disgusting. My grandparent used to TRY and make me eat the slimy thing. BLEH!
3. Piquito, which is diced up liver in some disgusting red sauce. Double Bleh!
4. Octopus. in spanish I would say "güácala! to this disgusting creature.
5. Pork Feet, a favorite amongst Puertorricans, especially cooked with the beans you eat with rice. Vomit just reached my mouth right now.
Avocados, olives, mushrooms, red or white onions (green are OK), and gin.
Totally pisses my wife off, because she loves all of them but gin, which both of us hate.
You are missing out on Guacamole dude!
Wait. I forgot to add Kiwi to my list as a bonus. YUCK!
Me, I know. I truly do wish that I liked all of those things, because it sure would make life easier. But I can't help what tastes like crap when it hits my tongue.
And I'd like to add a bonus #6, too, which I can't believe I forgot: mayo. Ick!
LOL! Dang dude, you're also missing out on some killer tuna salad sandwiches! Try Miracle Whip!
Tell me about it. When I was a kid, and someone's mom would make me a sandwich, they'd ask "Mayo or butter?", and I'd say, "Uhhh, two pieces of bread with whatever you've got to put between 'em, ma'am."
I don't touch liver, oysters, root beer, cucumber, pork feet... fo!
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