Aug 29, 2010

Sunday Playlists: Baby Making Music

Ah...... the beauty of a good shag. Face it people, sometimes you feel like a pornstar, and though you should never ever tape yourself making whooppee... you know you like a sweet beat to get them juices flowing. Here's my list, feel free to add yours. :D

1. Josh Stone – The Chokin Kind

If you want smooth luscious pelvic grooveness, you NEED this song on your playlist.


2. Norah Jones – Come Away with me

If you like to get frisky on a Sunday, have Norah tag along. Trust me. By the way, does Norah Jones have any idea how many children have been born thanks to her music? Hmmm.




3. Kruder & Dorfmeister – Original Bedroom Rockers

Tell me this song doesn't make you want to slip into something more comfortable. >:)

4. Nine Inch Nails – Closer

Now this is some dirty, raunchy, let-me-tell-you-what-I-want-so-you-can-do-me-like-i-need-it music. High heels? Leather? Lace? Bondage? Toys? Or just a plain good rump. Name your poison, click play and have fun kiddies.




5. Brian McKnight - Anytime

This song is atypical for me at best... but MAN does it work. :D




6. Sade – Cherish the day

Simply put, if Sade were any sexier, men would spontaneously combust a nut in their shorts. Tell me this song doesn't make you think of shoulder biting. Friggin chilllssssssssssssss



7. Sting – A thousand days

Sting does tantric sex... this is part of his soundtrack. Nuff said.


8. Fiona Apple – Criminal

If Fiona Apple actually ate, she'd be one of the hottest women in existence. This song however, is NOT affected by her lack of weight and it's just another one of those songs to have an impromptu romp.



9. Fluke – Atom Bomb

Techno humping booyaa... I'd actually pick the track Absurd over this one, but I only find remixes.

10. Tori Amos – Abnormally attracted to sin

Strip... tease... play... repeat. :)


11. Portishead – Glory box

Somehow I suspect a lot of people have enjoyed being tied up to this song.


12. Miles Davis – Blue in Green

Ah..... Miles.... you just NEED Miles if you want to get down. Entire populations have come about to this song.


13. Miles Davis – Flamenco Sketches

People have forgotten to take their time with the great things in life. Simply put, some things you can't rush. Especially those that are done while listening to this song.

14. Songs by Prince

Since I don't want to be sued, I won't mention any particular song but that little guitar playing nymph knows how to make a good fuck song. :D

15. Massive Attack – Angel

You know that feeling when you've had too much to drink and don't want to go to sleep... this is the song you put on.


16. Telepopmusik – Just Breathe

Intimacy includes caressing, kissing, taking your time... and breathing the experience. Follow the lyrics and just enjoy it.

17. Led Zepplin – Since I’ve been lovin’ you

Led Zeppeling has such an utterly complete catalogue that they even have a song you'd be proud to procreate to.

18. A Perfect circle – When the Levees break

With a song like this, it could be flooding and you wouldn't stop. And you shouldn't.

19. Monster Magnet – Space Lord

This is a song to fuck like a pornstar to. Strippers probably love it as well. Just make sure to wear leather.



20. Soda Stereo - La Ciudad de la Furia MTV Unplugged version

Get a babysitter.... tonight. :D

3 comments:

Me said...

Coming from one dedicated baby maker in process, this is one fucking awesome (pun intended) great list.

Cerati... Ooof, man. That one is a sure baby making classic. It would be a blast if he comes back to us again. Get well, Gustavo!

Jetpacks said...

Fiona - hotness - eating or not.

Joker said...

@ Me: hope you put it to good use then :D

@ Jetpacks: I agree she's hot... but man, if she just had a couple of brownies she'd be ULTRA banging. :D Have to see recent pics to verify though hmmmmmm........

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