Nov 14, 2010

Fortune Cookie 500#'s 416-420

On kissing ass
Brownnosers know which crack yields gold.

On lunch decisions
Cheap food = expensive medical bills.

On vacations
The word terminal only feels right when you get back from a vacation.

On emails
Effective communication never begins with a click.

On decor
No amount of plants and paintings can take away from the fact that you hate the sight of where you work.


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