Nov 16, 2010

Fortune Cookie 500#'s 421-425

On kissing ass
Like rats, asskissers know which hole leads to the light.

On coworkers
As with a turd, I’m always happiest when I see you leave.

On team building
Positive human relations are the foundation of a team, not a PowerPoint presentation.

On leadership
Leading by example refers to action not suggestions.

On experience
Time does not automatically instill knowledge.


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