Dear Client: Stop it with the minor changes. Really. It annoys all ad people.

THIS. This is exactly what makes OUR job different than all the rest. Fuck doctors, screw lawyers. What truly makes advertising really suck donkey scrotum is things like this: annoying as hell and minute by minute changes.

Ring. Move this logo to the left.

Ring. Can you find another word for incredible?

Ring. I love the blue, but can we make it more black?

Ring. Oh I needed this piece in a 8.5 x 11. Oh... I didn't mention this? Oh well. Can you adapt it by noon?

Ring. We loved amazing but... can you find another word?

Ring. I sent you another logo. You have to add it to the piece.

Ring. The lady in the right has blond hair and we were wondering if you can shorten it a bit and make her a brunette. This is no major change, right?

Ring. I need to add a line that reflects what the customer will get out of this offer... You figure it out but it has to sound... cool, you know? And with a twist. Like... you know, right?

Ring. The line you made is very long. Can you say all that with just like three or four words?

Ring. The black didn't work. Maybe you can find another background... more whimsical. You know... colorful but with black.

I HATE THIS JOB.