May 3, 2011

A world Sans Osama Bin Laden.

Um. Is it Usama or Osama?


Let me start off by saying a very well deserved Congratufuckinglations to all the brave men and women in the armed forces!!! How 'bout them amazing killing, mein friends! You brought to justice one - if not THE SINGLE ONE - most evil motherdouchebag in all mankind, only second to Hitler!

Yeah, I don't give a rat's ass if you think that we should not celebrate the death of a human being. Tell that to all the people who have lost loved ones in all of his operations. In fact, YOUR LIFE has been affected by this low life scum example of a human being (I don't even think he deserves to be called a human), so you know what, pop that champagne bottle and say cheers, 'cause at least I'm celebrating the fact that there is ONE LESS MASS MURDERER FUCK walking this earth. Period.

You don't think he (and his organization) affected our day to day? Let's go back in time and try to remember what it was like, shall we?

Before Bin Laden...

• You could go on a plane with a shitload of water, cologne, toothpaste, sodas or any sort of liquid/cream. Now try to get that Old Spice in that flight, and you will get your ass chewed, big time.

• You could talk about politics, you could joke that you had a bomb, you could even wait in line and talk about your neighbor being a terrorist without getting nailed in security or even get arrested or questioned.

• You were not that afraid to get on a plane or thought that every weirdo in it could actually kill you.

• You could get late to the airport and sort of make it to your flight.

• You would not fear a forgotten bag in a subway, or a street.

• There was NO color coded terror alert of any kind. You either knew that a country was having problems or not. You didn't have to "wonder" what could happen when traveling.

• You could walk the plane back and forth all that you wanted without worrying half of the people in it.

• You could use your electronics at the end of a flight without explaining to anyone that it was made by Apple, not by a fucker Jihad idiot.

• You didn't know about the virgins and suicide bombers. And if you would have, you would not know how much idiotic this premise is.

• The news were a little bit nicer, not geared to scare you out of your body.

So there you go, there it is, life was much easier and happier. It will never be like that again, but still, I am damn glad those brave men and women erased that evil man our of earth, forever.

Suck my balls, Al-Qaeda.


RestrictionsApply said...

Correction: It was Walgreens brand Aqua Velva (Green), not Old Spice...

Me said...

Now I know what to get you for Father's Day.

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