Jan 29, 2012

Don’t fuck out of Habit

Here at WAS, we love to use the word fuck. It’s just that when it comes to a malleable word, fuck has very few competitors. Nouns, compound words, prefix, suffix, as an adjective or as a conjunction. The potential for fuck is endless, but when put into practice in the act of conjuncting with someone, well some people treat it as almost a dayjob, which is pretty sad.

So in a spurt of inspiration, I said why not write a post about fuck… literally.

Fucking AKA sex is something that should come naturally to most people, but everyone is different, everyone has different things they like. There are turn ons, turn offs, stuff you like to do, stuff you like to watch AND do and stuff you like to watch but NEVER do.

Thing is that I know some people who treat sex as a sport, other times they treat it like a disease, and some people even treat sex like a chore. If an item on your to-do list is to do someone, that’s kind of stupid because you’re wasting valuable fluids that could best be put to use other ways, like combating your lack of drive and energy.

Taking a cue from what I realized about a friend of mine recently, it seems that falling into habits and cycles is one of the most harmful things you can do to your relationship. If you always go to the movies, always go out to eat, always have sex or do the same things over and over, they lose their charm. It’s like working at Cinnabon, a Pretzel place or any other chain, what could be immensely pleasurable when administered in controlled dosages quickly becomes mundane, stale and unappetizing. The same happens with sex.

Some guys I know simply sport fuck their way through life, fucking for the sake of adding another vaginal scalp to their collection. The person I mentioned above had sex every night because he felt like he had to provide that to have a complete relationship. They eventually broke up because they weren’t connecting on any level. By the same token, I have some freaky friends (of both genders) that have the libido of a small army, but they get down and make love cuz they REALLY want to. It’s not because they don’t have anything better to do or because they don’t want to let a good opportunity go to waste.

So in essence, what I’m trying to say is that if you don’t give a fuck about the fuck, then don’t fuck around.

Cheers my fellow fuckers


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