Apr 16, 2012
It's been a while since I've done the Five List series, but life has a way of inspiring us so that we remember to write, again and again... People have the power to make things that make me so angry, and it's unbelievable how the list keeps growing and growing... Here we go. My latest include:
1) If you call me, then stop talking to someone else.
The phone is the single most annoying thing in the world for me. I take calling people seriously. Answering a call as well. So if you decide to call me and then proceed to put me on you-hear-everything hold, I go nuts. No, I'd rather not hear your funny ha ha joke while I wait for you to tell me what it is that you called me for. Just hang up, do your shit, and call me back when you are alone and ready.
2) People who tell secrets in front of you
The last time I checked, high school ended a hundred years ago. Some people really need to grow up. Being an adult is fantastic, you should try to check it out. The next time you feel the need to tell the person next to me something you don't want me to know, wait until I leave the premises.
3) People who drive slowly
Hitting someone with your car because they are driving too slow should be legal, man. The world is moving in fast forward, and we don't need people who think that 40 mph is acceptable. Take a bus or a train and fuck off.
4) Family who calls me and wants me to feel guilty about some stupid shit.
I'm busy. I don't call most of the time to tell you every damn detail of my life. So please, get over it, I will call when I can. If you don't like it, then you can choose any other person to release your guilt trip. Caller ID was invented because of you and trust me, I will totally use it.
5) People who think they need to give me "instructions"
Do it this way. Say it this way. Do this or that way. WTF! I don't allow even my mother - who pushed me out into the world - to do this, why then people think they can do it?
Join in the hate and post yours. Much anger, Me.
Posted by Me at 7:36 PM