Now that I have
time to do other stuff rather than watch countless sports I won’t care about
for three and a half years, it’s time to reflect on a couple of Olympic
moments… let’s start with the end and why NBC sucks such donkey cock.
First and most
importantly, what is NBC’s beef with the British Band Elbow? Two bloody songs
they played, clocking in at over ten minutes and they didn’t have the decency
to show ONE take of one of the best Brit bands of the moment? They wrote the
Olympic song and at least I didn’t hear their name mentioned once on air by anyone at NBC…
What the FLYING
fuck?
Elbow’s latest
studio album is called Build a Rocket Boys and NBC should seriously consider
shoving a rocket up their ass so they get a clue.
The thing is that producers at NBC know that I need
to see One Nation and other fucking boy bands. And I also need to see the no
talent hack Jessie J perform three times? THREE FUCKING TIMES? Seriously, what
the FLYING fuck??????? I got to see this bitch sing in a trio, sing by herself
then fucking squat a London log over the great Freddie Mercury…
That’s not
enough though, right? I need to see Russell Brand dressed like a coked Andy
Warhol reject lip sync to my favorite song off Willie Wonka and then squat his
own Brand of shit over The Beatles’ “I Am the Walrus”.
Because that I
DID need to see…. And if that’s not enough, The Who gets bumped for fucking
Animal Practice…….. a sitcom….. a SHITTY sitcom at that…… after a 6 hr. delay……
Brilliant. Just bloody brilliant.
Muse? Nah, we
don’t need to see that… the Kinks Ray Davies? Who cares about him? Elbow? Who
the fuck bought a CD? The Who? Didn’t we already see them at the Super Bowl….
Fucking Foul NBC and cutting The Who to air that train wreck of a series is
just beyond retarded.
But hey, we got
Russell Brand and Jessie J, because that’s what the kids want right? Well if
that’s the case, I’m even more Pro Choice thanks to NBC… that’s right, NBC has
made me vote completely for abortions and to promote them openly because if
junk TV, shitty on air decisions, spiting in the face of good natured bands
with talent and perennial legends is what the new people want, then maybe, just
maybe it’s about time to control our world population.
If not, then
please do your best attempt to get your shit together NBC, because though the
US won the medal race, you embarrassed over 300,000,000 people with your shitty
editing skills.
As for the
singer choices by the London Olympics committee… Jessie J looks like the cross
between an Idol contestant, Megan Fox and a Coyote Ugly herpes riddled skank and why people
insist on making a fuss over Russell Brand is beyond me, it’s not that I’m over
him… it’s that I was never a fan because I seem to miss the appeal of a stinky
looking no talent jackoff. The boy bands I can live with, the Spice Girls, hey, I’m game,
but those two ass pimples in an otherwise solid artist lineup take away from the
whole because they were treated as more special or more important than true
legends.
As for the
games…. well that’s another post.
Cheers
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