After working in various companies, you realize that
eventually it’s quite feasible that you’ll perceive your employer as the enemy.
Sure they pay you for work, but COME ON! How bad is work
that they have to pay you to do it? This means that although you may have a
good run, the vast majority of people will get to a point where they will get
fed up with their current situations and start searching… that’s when things
finally get fun.
Why you ask? Because when you’re actively looking for a new job,
you start to find the surrounding circumstances funny. What used to frustrate
you to no end suddenly becomes a joke… because pretty soon, you’ll drop this
problem, return it to sender and add to their pile the act of having to find a
replacement for you.
Suddenly you start to become more efficient, things run
smooth and you quite possibly start producing your best work, because you’re
finally able to ignore the tidbits of every day office bullshit that boil your soul to no
end. That’s when you start smiling.
The best part is when people ask why the hell you’re so
happy and you answer with an “oh nothing” and start skipping away. It’s because
I may be taking your order and getting you a full blown meal… but you’re
getting an extra something you don’t know about. It may be because you may be
sending me more work I hate, while doing it with an attitude worthy of a güido
bitch slap… and I’m still smiling.
And the closer your dessert gets to you, the more I smile...
until you’re going to take your second bite. That’s when I tell you my little
secret technique, hand in my letter of resignation and skip away like a giddy devil
child.
So to all those people who are smiling as their moment of
truth nears…
Cheers
1 comments:
Damn, I'm happy and sad at the same time. I'm sure gonna miss you guys, most of all our amazing drunken dinners once a month.
But I know this is for the best. Enjoy this moment, it is damn cool. Besides, I'll pack any day of the week and visit you. :)
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