Hello kiddies. Just because your
uncle Joker has been quiet doesn’t mean the anger has subsided. Quite the
contrary actually. People seem to think because I’m in a communications
department for a "genuine company" that everything is rosy, and wonderful, and
Kosher. Well it isn’t, far from it actually.
You see, when you work in a large
proper company, you know, a freely traded company with a 401K you tend to see
other things. Oh don’t worry, I still work advertising freelance and trust me
it keeps me sane to be able to charge for revisions, and yes, even in “this
economy” I charge for revisions, but that’s another post for another day. This one is about
dancing and about how I’m fucking fed up with it.
Here in Corporate Dumbledouche
Land there are SO many dances for your enjoyment. There’s the Revision Cha-cha,
an old classic from advertising except it’s aggravated thanks to a long list of
owners and opioneers hell bent on swashbuckling the shit out of your work. But
on this occasion I’m doing the Monkey Dance while getting pelted by peanuts in
the face for my efforts.
Ok, I get it that as
professionals we should offer quality service in all that we do. We should be
speedy and responsible and considerate and detail oriented. That’s all fine and
dandy and fucking fantastic. But I seem to have missed the part of my job
description that explicitly states I have to say yes to everything and not use my
professional criteria in benefit of the task at hand. I was also unaware that
asking people to do more than the bare minimum was also disallowed, but here I
am, looking at a poorly written request, asking myself how hard is it to say no
and ask people to be just half as professional as they claim to be. I’m here
being expected to say thank you sir, can I have another revision, and another,
and another, and all the while, I’m supposed to have cymbals on my hands with a
little hat on.
There’s this expectation of
subservience that is unsettling and too many people receive any superfluous
order and they execute. They don’t question, they don’t clarify they just go
and do whatever the email says.
To this I saw, blow me and my
monkey dick. Take your peanuts and keep them. Next time establish clearly what
you want rather than have me winging your petition. Before getting onto the
email, take your thumb out of your ass or your mouth and think, what does this
person need to execute as close to expectations as possible. And next time you
realize you forgot to include additional information in the petition, pull
tight on that cilice so you remember to think twice before saying you need
something rush and send the material incomplete.
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