Oct 24, 2005
Got big boobs? Welcome to advertising. Let me get your coat. Sit down. Can I offer you a job? Ah, good. No experience? No brain? Don't worry. Just look pretty and someone else will take care of everything.
This is the wonderful world of women in advertising.
Hey don't start yelling at me. I'm a woman, dammit. I know how the cookie crumbles. It crumbles right down at the nearest D bra at the agency. But ask for a brilliant concept or just to open a job with all the info... Ha. You got another thing coming. This angers me, not because God didn't give me a nice rack - I'm ok in that department, thank you very much - but because in all my years of advertising I've seen what macho hiring can do.
When men hire women, they hire based on needs. What they need to see on a daily basis:
• a nice pair of legs
• big bouncing boobs
• huge fat asses
• flat as hell abs
What happens with brains? The ability of thought? Can she analyze anything besides hair color? No? Then please, for the love of all work related things, don't do this to us. We end up working our ass off, doing our job, and your local bimbo's too.
And what angers me even more, to the point of hurling blood, is the fact that those broads are out there, looking for a job they know, deep inside, they can't do. They are secretly afraid they'll be caught, but they go to the interviews anyways. Once I saw an entire advertising and marketing department at a local client filled with working barbies. Dress them up nice and pretend that they are working.
So yeah, CEO's, please, stop the insanity. We'll get you a poster. It will feel like the same. Trust us.
Posted by Me at 8:21 PM