May 11, 2006
Ok guys. Take all your clothes off. Now, step on your desk. Start jumping of joy. Why? Today, WAS broke readership records, again. All lets me to believe we must have some newbies... so while stuff is jiggling and/or around in many ad agencies around the world (at least the contributor writers must be glad as hell), let me take a moment and say hi to our new readers, and give them the basics.
Welcome, boys and girls, to the most screwed up advertising blog known to man! We are four creatives that are, basically, really mad. I mean... not "I'll go postal soon", more like "I will pee on your sofa and laugh about it next year". We write about advertising, but not in a traditional "this brand did this" sort of way. We basically discuss life in this hell hole we call work. All we do is try to be funny or at least angry. Sometimes we have good posts, sometimes we suck hairy balls. But we try, dammit, we try. (Snif, snif)
Anyway! We hope you enjoy our daily rants, sometimes we post a lot, sometimes we go out to drink, play poker or have ungodly sex and we forget to write that day. If that happens, please don't come to kill us, just click the next day and we'll deliver the goods. We all try to keep the flow going, so visit us every day.
If you like what you read or see (we have video now!), please forward our link to all human beings in your address book. The more people read, the faster we make this blog into a book and become millionaires.
Um. Wait. Divided by four... Well, we'll have money. Whatever.
Oh. And remember. It sucks everywhere. This blog is proof.
Posted by Me at 1:46 AM