Things that suck: People who talk at the Movies

Are you Ebert? Roeper? Do you have a Masters Degree on cinema? No, right? Then why the hell should you comment while the movie is on? I hate, hate, HATE people who won't shut the hell up at the movies. Even worse, talk on their cellphones. I think that movie seats should come with some kind of shock treatment. You talk and get a nice electric surge right in your anal cavity.

Do me a favor. The next time you catch someone talking at the movies... punch them in the mouth. Hard.