On keeping in touch
Congratulate your mother for remembering what you look like
On quality time
Reevaluate your career choice if you think about work to not climax during sex.
On living life
If your biggest rush comes from a business deal, your priorities are screwed.
On perspective
When you’re balding, there is no such thing as bad hair.
On focus
The most important thing about focus is… um… what was I saying?
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