On office supplies
Like ketchup packets, pens and notepads are usually given in small amounts.
Forwarding twenty emails without even writing a full sentence is not being super busy.
On annoying people
The more annoying a coworker is, the less they realize you are merely tolerating them.
On office romance
Unless you want the entire department to know what freaky stuff you enjoy in the sack, avoid at all cost.
On vacation time
Taking a Blackberry on a personal trip is either pathetic, idiotic or an insult of equal or greater value.